Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Wonder #11

I wonder if penguins get hot feet when they decide not to do something.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Wonder #10

I wonder why clams are so happy.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Wonder #9

I wonder when people started saying "You bet" instead of "Goodbye" or almost anything when there doesn't seem to be any gambling involved. On the other hand, if someone said "You bet your ass" then at least we would know that we're betting --and what.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wonder #8

I wonder if 2 paradigms are worth 40 cents.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Wonder #7

I wonder when guessing started to become hazardous.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Wonder #6

I wonder when cows or, for that matter, mackerels became holy.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Wonder #5

I wonder why being crotchety has nothing to do with one's crotch. Or does it?