Wonder #10

I wonder why clams are so happy.

Wonder #9

I wonder when people started saying "You bet" instead of "Goodbye" or almost anything when there doesn't seem to be any gambling involved. On the other hand, if someone said "You bet your ass" then at least we would know that we're betting --and what.

Wonder #8

I wonder if 2 paradigms are worth 40 cents.

Wonder #7

I wonder when guessing started to become hazardous.

Wonder #6

I wonder when cows or, for that matter, mackerels became holy.

Wonder #5

I wonder why being crotchety has nothing to do with one's crotch. Or does it?

Wonder #4

I wonder if laughing hyenas would ever let us in on it.

Wonder #3

I wonder if saying Dick Cheney's name backwards would make him seem a little more lovable. "Kid Yenehc ".

Wonder #2

I wonder if there are any bipolar bears.

Wonder #1

I wonder if cows ever get 4 stomach aches at the same time.